[Vanessa@hk]

Hey ! Come and Share your Jokes and Pranks ! Lets Laugh out Loud !!!!!

John was a naughty boy. Why did he turned out a super hero after he grown up?
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He was once a badboy. But now he is a badman(batman ) ...
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Hahahha

[Luba]

Vanessa@hk, on Apr 30 2009, 11:18 PM, said:

Hey ! Come and Share your Jokes and Pranks ! Lets Laugh out Loud !!!!!

John was a naughty boy. Why did he turned out a super hero after he grown up?
.................
He was once a badboy. But now he is a badman(batman ) ...
.........
Hahahha

I'm not sure if anyone knows or remembers Chuck Norris and the facts (jokes) that came along a few years back because of him. Here's some of his I think are humorous:

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.