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- Age:
- 25 years old
- Birthday:
- March 9, 1988
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Female
- Location:
- Surface of the Moon (Eastern Oregon)
- Interests:
- I enjoy kicking rocks at empty sheds until one finally ricochets back and thwacks me in the head. The colors are real pretty afterwards. My hobbies also include drawing, writing, staring into the sun for hours on end and making faces at myself in the mirror. I tried to fly once but gravity swiftly punished me for my futile attempts. Flying is for helicopters, Peter Pan and people who grew up in the 60's. I don't play hopscotch or Monopoly, and it takes approximately 555 licks to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop. As of right now, I have forgotten what I was talking about, so I'll just say hello and if you'd like to know more hilariously misleading fun-facts about me, please check out my profile.
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About Me
Well, hello there! Lost, are we? Yeah, me too....
I am a simple person with simple thoughts. I'm also a very complex person with unique thoughts. Confused? Good. We understand each other.
I am 24 years young, but will always be 12 in my mind. I think there's a name for that kind of disorder, but I prefer to think of it as being a whimsical child at heart. Or was it my mind? Either way, there's obviously a child-like quality about 1 of my major organs.
I am an artist and an aspiring writer. Well, aspiring is the wrong word, I'm a freakin' GREAT writer. Seriously, I'm a mega awesome story-teller. It is crazy how good of a writer I am. I do, however, have a very small ego.
I draw, too. No biggie. Just horses, realistic human portraits, anthropomorphic characters, anime, western cartoons, pretty much any kind of animal and, on occasion, scenery. Like I said...no biggie.
I live in Oregon on a 160-acre ranch, which is awesome because I love animals. Not in a weird Beauty-and-the-Beast kinda way, but, you know what I mean. I have miniature horses, a mini donkey, goats, wolf hybrids and many, many other furry, scaly and feathery friends who are far too numerous to name. They're also not as interesting as the mini's, goats and wolf hybrids. Yeah, I said it!
Don't let my lack of mentioning him fool you, I am a fan of Jeremy Sumpter. I'm just not the drooly, overbearing, squealing fan-girl type. I'm here, he's smart enough to know I must be a fan. I don't have to latch onto his leg like an untrained dog to prove my interest in his work and, obviously, his looks. Dude knows he's hot, he doesn't need to be reminded constantly.
To wrap things up, I'd like to add that I may have accidentally smashed a pixie with a rolled up newspaper because I thought it was a really big, glowing, half naked lady-fly. My bad. At least I didn't say 'there's no such thing as fairies'. Her wing was twitching a little after I swatted her, so I think she's gonna be alright. They're tough little things.
I am a simple person with simple thoughts. I'm also a very complex person with unique thoughts. Confused? Good. We understand each other.
I am 24 years young, but will always be 12 in my mind. I think there's a name for that kind of disorder, but I prefer to think of it as being a whimsical child at heart. Or was it my mind? Either way, there's obviously a child-like quality about 1 of my major organs.
I am an artist and an aspiring writer. Well, aspiring is the wrong word, I'm a freakin' GREAT writer. Seriously, I'm a mega awesome story-teller. It is crazy how good of a writer I am. I do, however, have a very small ego.
I draw, too. No biggie. Just horses, realistic human portraits, anthropomorphic characters, anime, western cartoons, pretty much any kind of animal and, on occasion, scenery. Like I said...no biggie.
I live in Oregon on a 160-acre ranch, which is awesome because I love animals. Not in a weird Beauty-and-the-Beast kinda way, but, you know what I mean. I have miniature horses, a mini donkey, goats, wolf hybrids and many, many other furry, scaly and feathery friends who are far too numerous to name. They're also not as interesting as the mini's, goats and wolf hybrids. Yeah, I said it!
Don't let my lack of mentioning him fool you, I am a fan of Jeremy Sumpter. I'm just not the drooly, overbearing, squealing fan-girl type. I'm here, he's smart enough to know I must be a fan. I don't have to latch onto his leg like an untrained dog to prove my interest in his work and, obviously, his looks. Dude knows he's hot, he doesn't need to be reminded constantly.
To wrap things up, I'd like to add that I may have accidentally smashed a pixie with a rolled up newspaper because I thought it was a really big, glowing, half naked lady-fly. My bad. At least I didn't say 'there's no such thing as fairies'. Her wing was twitching a little after I swatted her, so I think she's gonna be alright. They're tough little things.
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